Vegetarian-ish Humor Prints

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Two vegetarians please.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Spinach Dating.

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

Eye Bank.

"Y a qué de la salade?"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

Cow,Pig and Chicken Exit Meats Eatery Quickly.

'I don't think I've ever had an eggplant before!'

An Artichoke choking on some food