Vegetarian Humorist Gifts

'Have you ever thought of becoming a vegetarian?'

No animals were harmed in the making of this film, apart from the ones we ate.

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

'. . . And for all you vegetarians out there the Venus Flytrap.'

"Thanks, Dad, but I think I'm vegetarian..."

"The cow was a vegetetarian."

"Listen girl! That is a rotisserie! Get out of that house! Get out!"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'I don't eat red meat.' 'This is green.'

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

KING KONG GOES VEGETARIAN

Free salad bar.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"This is the best news I've read in a long time."

"I heard you've become a vegetarian."

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

Two vegetarians please.

Spinach Dating.

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

Vegetarian Spider

Vegetarian Lion

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"One man's meat is another man's beloved pet."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal