Vegetarian Humorists Gifts

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

Zombie Cafe.

'But I still feel vegetarian!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Two vegans, please."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Two vegetarians please.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Free salad bar.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

The vegan hunter

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spinach Dating.

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Eye Bank.

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"Y a qué de la salade?"

Too Much SOY