Vegan Humorists Gifts

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Two vegetarians please.

Free salad bar.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spinach Dating.

The vegan hunter

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

Too Much SOY

Cybervegan Caf

"Y a qué de la salade?"

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'