Vegan Humor Gifts

The lions brief phase of a vegan lifestyle.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Two vegans, please."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Free salad bar.

Two vegetarians please.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Spinach Dating.

The vegan hunter

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Y a qué de la salade?"

Cybervegan Caf

Too Much SOY

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'