Vegan Humor Pillows

The lions brief phase of a vegan lifestyle.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Free salad bar.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Two vegetarians please.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Spinach Dating.

The vegan hunter

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Too Much SOY

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"Y a qué de la salade?"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'