Vegan Humor Fans Pillows

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Two vegans, please."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Free salad bar.

Two vegetarians please.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Spinach Dating.

The vegan hunter

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

Too Much SOY

"Y a qué de la salade?"

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'