Vegan Humor Fan Pillows

"Fruit?" "Cheese?"

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Free salad bar.

Two vegetarians please.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

The vegan hunter

Spinach Dating.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"Y a qué de la salade?"

Too Much SOY

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'