Vegetable Humorists Gifts

Corn Plaster

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Two vegans, please."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Free salad bar.

Two vegetarians please.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Spinach Dating.

The vegan hunter

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Too Much SOY

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'