Vegetable Humor Fan Gifts

pickled onions...

Eat More Meat

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Two vegetarians please.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spinach Dating.

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Eye Bank.

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

Cow,Pig and Chicken Exit Meats Eatery Quickly.

'I don't think I've ever had an eggplant before!'