Vegetable Humorists Prints

Corn Plaster

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Two vegans, please."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Two vegetarians please.

Free salad bar.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

The vegan hunter

Spinach Dating.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Y a qué de la salade?"

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

Too Much SOY