Vegetarian Jokester Gifts

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Two vegans, please."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Two vegetarians please.

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spinach Dating.

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

The vegan hunter

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"