Vegetarian Jokester Gifts

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Two vegans, please."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Two vegetarians please.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Free salad bar.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

The vegan hunter

Spinach Dating.

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.