Vegetarian Jokers Gifts

Rabbit being eaten.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Two vegetarians please.

Free salad bar.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"Here there is all the bacon, pizza and beer you could desire. But do not eat from the Tree of Tofu lest you should lose paradise."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spinach Dating.

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"Y a qué de la salade?"

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Cow,Pig and Chicken Exit Meats Eatery Quickly.

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"Brrroccollliii...brrroccollliii...I told you I was a vegetarian when we met, Dwayne, so get over it!"

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

Tofu bi-products.

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."