Vegetarian Humorist T-Shirts

'Have you ever thought of becoming a vegetarian?'

No animals were harmed in the making of this film, apart from the ones we ate.

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

'. . . And for all you vegetarians out there the Venus Flytrap.'

"Thanks, Dad, but I think I'm vegetarian..."

"The cow was a vegetetarian."

"Listen girl! That is a rotisserie! Get out of that house! Get out!"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'I don't eat red meat.' 'This is green.'

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

KING KONG GOES VEGETARIAN

Free salad bar.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"This is the best news I've read in a long time."

"I heard you've become a vegetarian."

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

Two vegetarians please.

Spinach Dating.

'A pre vegetarian Paul McCartney during his early hamburger period'

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

Vegetarian Spider

Cow,Pig and Chicken Exit Meats Eatery Quickly.

Vegetarian Lion

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"One man's meat is another man's beloved pet."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Two vegans, please."