Vegan Comedy Lover Prints

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Two vegans, please."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Free salad bar.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Two vegetarians please.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

The vegan hunter

Spinach Dating.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

Too Much SOY

"Y a qué de la salade?"

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'