Vegan Humorist Prints

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

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"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

'My, what big thighs you have,,, I'm afraid you'll have to purchase two seats, sir,'

The vegan hunter

"Sorry, I refuse to eat anything that has a face."

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"Of course this is vegan water. All organic components where tenderly cleared away with chlorine."

"Hi! I'm here for Bob the Vegan."

ECJ: it's illegal to call tofu 'cheese'.

"Why would I take your goat, I'm a vegan.

Veal Crates

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Hey, what happens in vegans,stays in vegans.'

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

Good news! We determined the hair in your vegan soup is from the chef's fake fur coat!

Cybervegan Caf

Too Much SOY

"I'll have the vegan chickpea 'omelette'-- and can I have some 'flavor' on the side?"

"Two vegans, please."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Free salad bar.

Two vegetarians please.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.