Vegan Humorist Mugs

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

50% Off to All Vegans

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

'My, what big thighs you have,,, I'm afraid you'll have to purchase two seats, sir,'

The vegan hunter

"Sorry, I refuse to eat anything that has a face."

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

"Of course this is vegan water. All organic components where tenderly cleared away with chlorine."

"Hi! I'm here for Bob the Vegan."

ECJ: it's illegal to call tofu 'cheese'.

"Why would I take your goat, I'm a vegan.

Veal Crates

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Hey, what happens in vegans,stays in vegans.'

Too Much SOY

"I'll have the vegan chickpea 'omelette'-- and can I have some 'flavor' on the side?"

"Two vegans, please."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Two vegetarians please.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Spinach Dating.

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.