Vegan Humor Enthusiast Mugs

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I'm looking for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Two vegans, please."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Free salad bar.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Two vegetarians please.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Spinach Dating.

The vegan hunter

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

Too Much SOY

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'