Vegetarian Humor Fan Mugs

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

ECJ: it's illegal to call tofu 'cheese'.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Two vegetarians please.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

Spinach Dating.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"Y a qué de la salade?"

Eye Bank.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

Cow,Pig and Chicken Exit Meats Eatery Quickly.