Vegetarian Humor Fans Mugs

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Two vegetarians please.

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

Spinach Dating.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

"Y a qué de la salade?"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

Cow,Pig and Chicken Exit Meats Eatery Quickly.

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

Tofu bi-products.

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."