Vegetarian Humor Fans T-Shirts

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Free salad bar.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Two vegetarians please.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Spinach Dating.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'And I can do the procedure right here in my office.'

Tofu bi-products.

"Brrroccollliii...brrroccollliii...I told you I was a vegetarian when we met, Dwayne, so get over it!"

"Mr. Whopple, time to slow down on the veggie diet!"

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"At this point in my life I'm just happy being unprocessed meat."

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'