Vegan Comedian Mugs

"Do you mind if I don't say cheese, I'm a vegan."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Two vegans, please."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Two vegetarians please.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Free salad bar.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

The vegan hunter

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

Spinach Dating.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Yes, the salad was vegan. In fact, we even offered it first to all the bunnies in the area, each of whom insisted that, no, he was quite full, and he'd like you to have it.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

Cybervegan Caf

"Y a qué de la salade?"

Too Much SOY

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

'Lettuce pray!'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'