Vegan Comedian Pillows

"Do you mind if I don't say cheese, I'm a vegan."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Two vegans, please."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

Free salad bar.

Two vegetarians please.

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

The vegan hunter

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spinach Dating.

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

Too Much SOY

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"I eat green but I don't vote green."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Lettuce pray!'

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'