Cereal Comedy Lover Pillows

Supermarket anti-flatulence sign

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

Power breakfast.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Cereal Tasting.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."