Cereal Connoisseur Gifts

'Ever wonder if the shelf life date stamped on your side is a typo?'

'I change the cereal I eat every 2 years. Today is the official 'switchover'.' - 'June '07 to June '09 was bran flakes. June '09 to June '11 will be muesli.' - 'I used to change every three years but I lost some of the spontaneity doing it that way.'

'I think I'm getting subliminal messages from my Rice Krispies!'

'I'm a cereal killer.'

'Uh-ohs' cereal.

"Our new cereal is loaded with fat and sugar making it incredibly addictive to children."

"You wanted the prize. You eat the cereal."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Bored mother awaiting her kids to 'Pickn'Mix' their breakfast cereals in a supermarket

Cereal Tasting.

Chili Krispies.

'Hey, this isn't my usual cereal!'

'It IS your dinner----eat!'

"Have you determined yet whether you will or will not eat your cereal?"

Despite continued police efforts, the cereal killer had struck again.

Super Fibre Cereal.

Air Puffs Cereal

"Hey...what's going on? Where's Tia Carmen? Where's breakfast?!"

Cereals of Life

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Spoons

Honey Bunches of Old Rusty Grommets

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

World's greatest dad: free toy inside!

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'