Corn Connoisseur Gifts

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'

'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Myra's Little Garden

Iowa: the new fragrance

Be honest -- Do my ears stick out?

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

Corn Aliens

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Scarecrow Painting

"No. First, we teach you how to grow corn. . . then you make corn whiskey!"

"Have you thought about your post-grad plans?"

baby sweetcorn...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Dog Walker

Cereal Tasting.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Shaved Ice

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

The Pooperrazzi

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Faux Poop!

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Candy Corn Dracula

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!