Corn Connoisseur Gifts

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You just had to put in fifteen hundred acres of corn when you know darn well all my casseroles call for green beans.'

'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Myra's Little Garden

Iowa: the new fragrance

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

Corn Aliens

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Scarecrow Painting

"Have you thought about your post-grad plans?"

baby sweetcorn...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Dog Walker

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Cereal Tasting.

Shaved Ice

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

The Rural Bidet...

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

The Pooperrazzi

Faux Poop!

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.