Corn Enthusiast Gifts

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'Are your ears popping?'

'You're not going to like this - just learned you're being sued for corn seed patent infringement.'

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

A Buck an Ear.

Uni-corn, the lesser.

'He's got absolutely no sense of rhythm!'

Drought ruined corn crop.

'Ladies and gentlemen, from the flight deck, we've started our descent into Des Moines...'

" - And in farm news, the corn is as high as a elephant's eye."

Falling Corn Prices

Corn Prices

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

Corn Price Denialism

Cornucopia

New agricultural labour rules threaten teen jobs.

"I think I have a fever."

Record soy bean crop

'Honestly, this is probably the worst case I've ever seen.'

'Of course we can teach you how to grow corn. It's as easy as buckling your shoes... uh, and your belt... and your hat.'

The walls have ears.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

John rejoices at the the maturing of his corn crops as he will finally have a suitable side dish to go along with fish.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Well, dang, I thought the corn syrup would be running by now.

USDA Headquarters.

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"Can you keep a secret?"