Candy Corn Enthusiast Gifts

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

baby sweetcorn...

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Pastries and Candy

Chocolate Shop

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Can you keep a secret?"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

A Sweet Christmas Connection