Candy Cane Enthusiast Gifts

"You shoved a candy cane in my ear!"

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Pastries and Candy

Bubble gum leaves

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Secret sweetie drawer...

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Easter Candy Island.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'