Candy Fan Gifts

Pinata poop.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Bubble Gum Dispenser