Candy Fan Gifts

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

Pinata poop.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Bubble gum leaves

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Easter Candy Island.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'What can you get with a quarter?'