Corn Aficionado Gifts

'Your Honor, this does not automatically make him a corn expert.'

Ask about our high-fructose corn futures.

The Mythical Unicorn.

"To lower your glucose, remove all corn products."

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

Maize

"Genetically altered ears of corn."

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Hats and Food

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Candy Corn Dracula

The Rural Bidet...

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'