Popcorn Aficionado Gifts

'I think I'll get me a hybrid.'

'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''

'It appears he was popped.'

'Making the best of a bad situation, we filled the volcano with popcorn!'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Virgil's new Jiffy Pop Beach Popcorn Hat was a huge hit with the babes.

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

To Night - is it any good?

'How come we never have popcorn for dinner? -- It's a vegetable, isn't it?'

'Your mother's having hot flashes. Now watch the movie, be quiet, and enjoy your snack.'

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

"Hello, Cruz? Wasn't that fight scene awesome?"

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

A dog eating popcorn

"The teacher sprung a pop quiz on us today."

"My ears just popped."

'Not everything is a dog treat!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Plain, buttered, or Ramon?"

'No, Sir. I said popcorn, not porridge.'

Pope watching television, eating popcorn out of his Mitre hat.

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

"It's all the violence that does it."

This is the Ask Sadie show. You're on caller. What's your problem? The Orville. Don't get me started. Orville Redenbacher stole his popping-corn recipe from Grandma Cohen. But … "but she stole it from Clarence Hornswaggler descendant of the guy who stole it from the Native Americans," Yeah everyone knows that story; it's fake news. No, I meant "The Orville," that "Star-Trek" type show by Seth McFarlane. What's that have to do with popcorn? Call back when you're not so confused. Next caller!

Alain Delon

SNP leadership crisis

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

baby sweetcorn...

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"