Popcorn Enthusiast Gifts

Staff Picks

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'Oh, no, the kernel's dead!'

'Hey Pops.'

The Cremation of Orville Redenbacher,

"Bloody hell!"

"Perhaps we should've opened with something less topical?"

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

"Wonderful - this will be the absolute best popcorn anyone has ever seen."

'Warning! The following program may confuse you because it does not contain primitiveness!'

'And the Oscar for best picture goes to . . . nobody!! They were all crap this year!'

'So you're a lobbyist representing the theatre owners' lobby?'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'It's a hot air corn popper...talk into this!'

"I need enough for popcorn and a movie"

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Here's the deal: you weren't on the couch and I didn't eat this."

"I brought popcorn..."

Birthday party for popcorn kernals

"Dude, that was the best superhero movie ever!"

"Tell me again why guys don't sit next to each other in movies?"

"Lucky for us my dog loves popcorn!"

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

"I'll have what she's having."

"I don't care if it is the best value... next time we're just getting a MEDIUM popcorn!"

Pop! Pop!

'He could not have been hempier with the fozy oxheart.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Boss, I've come down with something. I need the day off. That "something" wouldn't be Star Wars tickets, would it? "Star Wars"? What's "Star Wars"? I'm really sick. Cough. Cough. Oh

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