Popcorn Addict Gifts

'You feel like you're really AT the cinema with this model.'

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Movies vs. Films

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Film Lovers.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Cinemuck

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

The Directors Gut.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Aliens watch the earth explode

Barry Norman

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Gamers

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"The big screen really brings out the violence."