Popcorn Addict Prints

'You feel like you're really AT the cinema with this model.'

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Film Lovers.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Cinemuck

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

The Directors Gut.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

Gamers

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."