Popcorn Connoisseur Prints

"Loved the movie. Hated the audience."

Cineplex. Tickets. That'll be $24. Remember when "big budget movie" referred to what it cost to make?!

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bloody hell!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Trail mix?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Baking

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

Movies vs. Films

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Film Lovers.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Cinemuck

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."