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"Loved the movie. Hated the audience."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Bloody hell!"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Trail mix?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Baking

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Cinemuck

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."