Gourmet Popcorn Lover T-Shirts

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Bloody hell!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Film Lovers.

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Table Of The Elephants

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Cinemuck

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Future Wrestler

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'