Gourmet Popcorn Lover Gifts

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Bloody hell!"

"Trail mix?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Pope tarts.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Movies vs. Films

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Cinemuck

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

Table Of The Elephants

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Future Wrestler

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'