Popcorn Lover Gifts

'These dips are the days someone in the office pops microwave popcorn.'

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

'She wants to see the movie. I'm just here for the popcorn.'

'Critics are calling it 'one of the films opening on Friday.''

"I got the extra large. It's a long movie."

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'Excuse Me...'

And i always thought he was your brother.

'Yes, seven dollars is a lot for popcorn.'

This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn?

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Waste of twenty quid.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Film Lovers.

Popcorn Convention

Anteater goes on the rampage in cinema,

"...All I know is someone called 911 and said you were robbing people."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Have you noticed? Today's moviegoer is younger and more affluent than ever.'

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'

"But it makes you feel like you're right there."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"If you ask me, movies today have no plot."

"Tia Carmen's answering service...can I help you? When will she be available? I'd say during the next commercial break in her telenovela."

"Hey man, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"We should've never bought the popcorn and drink. I'll be working overtime all next week to pay for it."

"Free popcorn!"

"I identified most with the popcorn-loving protagonist who hosted a monthly book club in her home."

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

Should We All Go To The Movies?