Popcorn Lover Gifts

'These dips are the days someone in the office pops microwave popcorn.'

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

Roman Emperor using a glad-hand in an amphitheater

'She wants to see the movie. I'm just here for the popcorn.'

'Critics are calling it 'one of the films opening on Friday.''

"I got the extra large. It's a long movie."

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'Excuse Me...'

And i always thought he was your brother.

Footballer Feeding Pigeons.

'Yes, seven dollars is a lot for popcorn.'

This movie cost $300 million and you're surprised by the price of popcorn?

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Waste of twenty quid.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Film Lovers.

'Quick Stephen Fry's not on.'

Popcorn Convention

Anteater goes on the rampage in cinema,

"...All I know is someone called 911 and said you were robbing people."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Have you noticed? Today's moviegoer is younger and more affluent than ever.'

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'

"But it makes you feel like you're right there."

"No it's digital hi-def, surround flavor, dolby buttery popcorn!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"If you ask me, movies today have no plot."

"Tia Carmen's answering service...can I help you? When will she be available? I'd say during the next commercial break in her telenovela."

"Hey man, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Guy in cinema eating popcorn out of his mask

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."