Popcorn Enthusiasts T-Shirts

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"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"

Popularity of Popcorn

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Movies vs. Films

Film Lovers.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

The return of the four sheepskins

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

The Directors Gut.

Aliens watch the earth explode

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Barry Norman

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"