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The Presidency Ages You

'You better put on some lotion.'

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn."

Normal Things

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Movies vs. Films

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Film Lovers.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

The Directors Gut.

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Aliens watch the earth explode

Barry Norman

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.