Popcorn Lovers Pillows

The Presidency Ages You

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn."

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Cinemuck

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Aliens watch the earth explode

"So, how's your scary movie?"

The Directors Gut.

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'