Popcorn Aficionados Pillows

The depreciating Value of Movie Theater Popcorn

In an undisclosed location in the American southwest, the Pentagon tests it's new generation of popcornbomb.

baby sweetcorn...

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Bloody hell!"

Unemotional Support Animal

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Stormy weather

Cheating Death.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Very Presidential."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'