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The depreciating Value of Movie Theater Popcorn

In an undisclosed location in the American southwest, the Pentagon tests it's new generation of popcornbomb.

baby sweetcorn...

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Bloody hell!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Unemotional Support Animal

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Stormy weather

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Movies vs. Films

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Very Presidential."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Cheating Death.

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."