Corn Aficionado T-Shirts

'Your Honor, this does not automatically make him a corn expert.'

Ask about our high-fructose corn futures.

The Mythical Unicorn.

"To lower your glucose, remove all corn products."

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

Maize

"Genetically altered ears of corn."

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

Hats and Food

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

Candy Corn Dracula

The Rural Bidet...

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'