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'Mom...Dad...I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Candy.'

Sir, it's a picture of your girlfriend.

"Grandma, how do they get the corn out of the can and stick it on those cobs?"

baby sweetcorn...

"Bloody hell!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Candy Corn Dracula

The Rural Bidet...

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Corn Price Denialism

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Cafe offers corn several ways.

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.