Candy Corn Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

baby sweetcorn...

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Pastries and Candy

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Bubble gum leaves

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Secret sweetie drawer...

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Can you keep a secret?"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'