Caramel Corn Connoisseurs T-Shirts

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

The Rural Bidet...

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Candy Corn Dracula

"Oh, it's just a corny old bee movie."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

That night, Neil Thomas declared himself the poet laureate of 1973 Sheffield Lane.

Cafe offers corn several ways.

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

The Mythical Unicorn.

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

International Carrot Day April 4th

Corn Aliens