Caramel Connoisseur T-Shirts

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Our visit to the flan factory.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Pastries and Candy

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

The dark side of Halloween.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Secret sweetie drawer...

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Wish granted. A cafeteria."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"